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The Fly (1986)

This review of the 1986 David Cronenberg film “The Fly” features pictures of Jeff Goldblum’s buns in briefs. Do not click if you’re opposed to that kind of malarkey. Continue reading

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Carrie (2013)

The “Carrie” remake wasn’t perfect but it was definitely fun to watch. There’s something so satisfying watching the bullies get theirs. Continue reading

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Children of the Corn (2009)

The 2009 remake of “Children of the Corn” bravely mixes tedium with unscariness. Continue reading

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The Noun

John Carpenter’s The (Noun) is a very (Adjective) movie about a (Noun). It left me feeling very (Adjective) and I (Verb) you should (Verb) this movie very soon. Continue reading

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When Hell is Full…

When Hell is Full then Zach Snyder will remake your movie and give it that yellow-y tint that all his movies seem to have. Good gravy, nooo! It’s a nightmare. It’s actually 2004’s “Dawn of the Dead,” which I really like. Continue reading

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