Category Archives: eco-horror

Horrors of Spider Island

Posted on May 22, 2012 by scarina

I just saw “Horrors of Spider Island.” I deeply wish I could crush this movie in a paper towel. Continue reading →

Posted in 1960's, 50 chilling classics, eco-horror, monsters | Tagged as seen on mst3k, hated, horrors of spider island | 2 Comments

Every time I heard “The Descendants” this Oscar season, I thought they meant “The Descent” and was so happy that a horror flick was finally up for an award. Then, I realized that “The Descent” came out about seven years ago and was very sad. Continue reading →

Posted in 21st century, creatures, eco-horror, foreign | Tagged english, nature hates you, the descent, who am I here?, women who kick ass | 10 Comments

Ovine Spongiform Encephal-Apathy

Posted on December 18, 2011 by scarina

“Black Sheep” left me with ovine spongiform encephal-apathy. Continue reading →

Posted in 21st century, creatures, eco-horror, foreign | Tagged black sheep, meh, new zealand | 1 Comment

You Gonna Be Da Worm-Face!

Posted on December 5, 2011 by scarina

I finally got a chance to see one of my favorite MST3K episodes uncut. I present the unedited version of “Squirm.” Continue reading →

Posted in 1970's, eco-horror | Tagged mst3k, namechecking mst3k, nature hates you, scenes that make you go "What?", squirm | 8 Comments

Don’t Love a Crummy Shark Movie too Much

Posted on November 28, 2011 by scarina

Was “Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus” the perfect movie? No. But was it the perfect Sci-Fi movie? YES! It’s worth it if only to see the scene with the shark and the plane. Continue reading →

Posted in 21st century, creatures, eco-horror, television | Tagged famous people liek whoa, mega shark versus giant octopus, nature hates you, scenes that make you go "What?" | 6 Comments

We Liiiiiiiive…

Posted on October 10, 2011 by scarina

This movie really “bugged” me. Bwahaha, see what I did there? Yeah, the killer bug movie, “Bug,” just wasn’t as scary as a movie about fire-farting roaches should be. Continue reading →

Posted in 1970's, creatures, eco-horror, you so crazy | Tagged bug, nature hates you, scenes that make you go "What?", william castle | 9 Comments

I Love “The Golden Girls” Much More than You Do

Posted on June 18, 2011 by scarina

“Lake Placid” features America’s favorite (surviving) Golden Girl, Betty White. Continue reading →

Posted in 1990's, creatures, eco-horror | Tagged famous people liek whoa, lake placid, the golden girls, the golden girls is the best show ever | 6 Comments

This Time…IT’S PERSONAL

Posted on May 24, 2011 by scarina

Dear Jaws: The Revenge, Go Die. Continue reading →

Posted in 1980's, creatures, eco-horror | Tagged jaws: the revenge, nature hates you, netflix, scenes that make you go "What?" | 6 Comments

Sharks DO Take Things Personally

Posted on March 13, 2011 by scarina

“Jaws 2″ really is the awkward middle child of the “Jaws” franchise. It lacks the full-on crazy of “Jaws 3D” and “Jaws: The Revenge” while also lacking the dignity of the original film. Continue reading →

Posted in 1970's, eco-horror, famous movie monsters | Tagged famous people liek whoa, jaws 2, nature hates you | 7 Comments

Amity Island Welcomes You

Posted on February 28, 2011 by scarina

Jaws truly, madly, deeply scared me so much when I was little. To the point where I give all lakes and swimming-pools the side-eye before I swim. Well, lakes always feature the possibility of being attacked by underwater Jasons. So, I love this movie more than I probably love any other human being. Continue reading →