Category Archives: 50 chilling classics

Horrors of Spider Island

I just saw “Horrors of Spider Island.” I deeply wish I could crush this movie in a paper towel. Continue reading

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Horror Express

Let the dulcet tones of Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing take you away on the horror express. It’s the only movie I’ve ever seent hat has had fossils, aliens, zombies, and a train. Continue reading

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The Hearse

“The Hearse” is kind of like “The Changeling” (1980) if you replaced 30% of “The Changeling’s” tension with tedium. This is what you get when you try to make a Satanic slasher ghost-story. Continue reading

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All You Gotta Do is Wiggle

Commander Santa Clause from “Space Mutiny” stars in “Haunts,” one of the movies from my “Fifty Chilling Classics” box set. Continue reading

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Gothic Woman on the Verge of a Breakdown

“The Ghost” is one of the two winners on my Mills Creek discount set. This is especially a winner if you like gas-lighting psychological thrillers. Continue reading

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Putting the Fun Back in Funeral

Grandma has a deep, dark secret in the movie “Funeral Home.” Find out what she’s hiding in the basement–it’s not Metamucil. Continue reading

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Home-Theater Massacre

The only thing that the “Drive-In Massacre” massacred was my brain and my free-time. Continue reading

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Wait, Where Should I Drill?

“Driller Killer” is a part of my “50 Chilling Classics” set. I don’t see how it’s chilling or a classic, I may have to file a class-action suit against this set. Continue reading

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Mentally Deranged People Terrify Me

This movie can help you figure out if the mental institution you’re visiting has been taken over by the patients. Continue reading

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Gamba, the Devil-God of Evil

Voo-doo has never been as unscary as it is in “The Devil’s Hand.” Continue reading

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